Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Limericks

There was a lady from Bombay
Her breasts looked as if made of clay.
She was short and hairy
And her brow was scary.
But otherwise she was okay.


There was a beast on Noah's Ark
Whose testes glowed red in the dark.
The species is now long extinct:
Such trait (although distinct)
Makes for great a hunter's mark.


There was a guy from Romania,
Who had a limerick mania...

Darn!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

There was a man from Peru
Whose limericks ended with line two.

hydrokool said...

Linux is free and open source
This is not Windows, ofcourse
Ubuntu is quick
Ubuntu is trick
Because Ubuntu is a work horse